Cole is my neighbor in room 009. He is extremely gay. Him and his cousins, Paul and Grant, do super gay stuff together. They are always touching each other and it freaks me out. I am 100% okay with gay people, as long as they don’t do it in front of me. I think we are about to have an intervention for them, but I need to talk to Caleb, Hunter, Trenton, and Ham. They would probably be on board because no one like Paul and Cole and Grant suck monkey balls at FIFA. Trenton and I are the champions and always will be. BOOM THO.